02.09The Funny
I’ve noticed, recently, that Entourage has a button in the toolbar with the dubious title of ‘Junk’ which does little different from the Delete, button, but seems more appropriate for spam. I’ve also noticed that a great number of the emails I click the ‘Junk’ button on are in fact, dedicated to giving my Junk superhuman, and indeed highly undesirable powers. The irony is not lost on me, dear Reader, I can assure you.
I’ve also found a new ‘Favorite Thing in the Whole Wide World’, in the form of a product from Haagen Dazs
, namely their Raspberry Sorbet
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. Oh. My. God. I could live off of this stuff, happily, and for the rest of my days. I end up eating it in tiny little slivers because I want to make it last, but I inevitably end up sitting there eating it for 30 minutes and half the container’s gone. I desperately need it to come in half gallon containers, so I can fill a freezer in the garage without, you know, looking like a crazy y2k nut. I really love raspberry gelato, but it’s impossible to find in quanity for less than the national debt, and this just, you know, appeared in the grocery case one day. It’s some kind of crazy conspiracy by the pudgy programmer lobby, I just know it. Supposedly the new Whole Foods downtown is going to have 18 flavors of gelato on tap. God help us all.
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